Our Team: Jasmine
Title: Senior Vice President in Charge of Food Waste Disposal
What I do at EnviroMedia:
Staff therapy
My life before EnviroMedia, in 50 words or less:
I spent my time at home, sleeping all day virtually anywhere, eating, licking things, and being naked.
I work at EnviroMedia because:
I could sleep all day virtually anywhere, but at EnviroMedia people feed me scraps. Plus, I get to meet a lot of interesting people and lick them. I can also go to work naked.
The celebrity I admire most is:
Lassie.
My most recent “brush with fame” was:
Getting a hug from Dan Rather.
The issues I’m most passionate about are:
Meat and cheese, the smell of another dog's butt, world peace.
The accomplishment I’m most proud of at EnviroMedia is:
Nearly perfect potty-break behavior.
If I could be someone (or something) else for a day, I would be:
Nothing compares to my lifestyle now.
If I could enact one new law it would be:
A ban on plastic bubble wrap. Or a ban on "Cats" (the musical).
My favorite Web sites are:
puppywar.com
animaltrustees.org
alpo.com
In my spare time I enjoy:
Napping, scolding the new dog, racing in the office halls.
My most impressive “cocktail party line” about myself would
be:
I don't mingle at cocktail parties.